Ungoliantschilde — Why does the Thing wear pants?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
zgoyette1980

Anonymous asked:

Why does the Thing wear pants?

brevoortformspring answered:

Why do you?

ungoliantschilde

Touché, Brevoort.

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So, yeah, does mean the Thing doesn’t poop in the new movie?

ungoliantschilde

WHY would ANY character poop in the movie? from
a story telling perspective, why would they make a specific mention of a Superhero Bowel Movement in a movie that will probably be about 2 hours long?

in Pulp Fiction, Vincent Vega (Travolta) takes Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman) to Jack Rabbit Slim’s for burgers, a 5 Dollar Shake, and a Twisting Dance Competition Trophy. When they get back to Mia’s place, Vincent unceremoniously announces that he is gonna go take a piss. Mia coolly and perfectly responds, “That’s a little bit more information than I needed.”

Take from my little anecdote what you will about the importance of Superhero Bowel Movements.

zgoyette1980

http://youtu.be/1vJpAXf5wyk

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